1-2-3.

Looking for a girlfriend, good personality, can make me laugh, athletic, sexual, willing to give lap dances, likes to party, get drunk, doesn’t mind that I won’t pass a weed test at this point, awesome, just like me. Hit me up

cupcakecannibal:

fire-boys-butt:

suitep:

This is a wolf made from pipe cleaners. (more)

ARE YOU KIDDING

GET OUT

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lo0king-4-valerie:

me in a couple of years ok

me now

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omfgicanteven:

Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26

Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.

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"Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward"

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the-mech-cannibal:

praise the butt god

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